Girls are not usually as uppity as they sometimes try to act.
If you tell a girl you like her, it will probably make her happy, even if she says it doesn't.
Girls work really hard to look pretty. It is a bad idea to tell them they did their work poorly.
Girls are usually better than boys at pretending to be nice.
Girls are more amused by farts than boys. Unless they are your boss, or they are the one who farted.